He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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