As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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