I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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