i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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