He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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