I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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