i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
