So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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