That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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