lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
