i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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