SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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