my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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