omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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