as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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