Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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