We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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