How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
