You work out of a Hotel?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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