but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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