Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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