Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
BRING THE BAGELS
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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