I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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