AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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