I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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