The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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