I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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