In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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