10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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