Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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