The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
"it" just moved
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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