Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
