By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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