i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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