dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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