You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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