I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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