WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
send nudes
from the living room?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize
