i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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