You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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