That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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