She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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