...so i touched it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
