did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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