i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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