I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
