He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Your cock deserves a montage
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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