Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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