I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
