I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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