No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize
