That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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