guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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