awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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