Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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