Dual....:-)
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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